Before you even think about calling me and trying to talk to me about your pathetic little 2 inch white dick, you'd better go out and buy a big black dildo or an even bigger black strap-on cock. You know what...buy both. The dildo will be the one for you to suck on, and maybe even shove up your ass because you know you secretly desire that black rod just as much as I do. But even before we get to all that naughty stuff, I want you to pull your pants down and show me that little thing of yours so I can just laugh at it. It amuses me the way that tiny thing just barely hangs over your balls. It's what I call a shrimp noodle dick..........short and thin and not even worth thinking about putting anywhere near my body. Try rubbing that short 2 inch dick of yours and let me LAUGH MY ASS OFF while I watch you do it. Listen to me laugh over the telephone while you try to get your little limp dick off. Let me berate you and tell you how pathetic you and your weenie are. Or I'll tell you about all the big stiff REAL cocks fuck me still while laughing at you rubbing your teenie weenie. You might as well be wearing my panties since you barely have a dick to speak of! Look at it, it's just a little nub. I think my clit is bigger than your dick! How fucking pathetic can you possibly be???? LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! Call me so I can laugh at your shrimp noodle dick!!!!